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  • 欧洲杯官网投注Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)

  • Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws

  • International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees

  • 欧洲杯官网投注Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance

  • 欧洲杯官网投注May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses

The Boring Company Fire Extinguisher

Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiiight above.

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